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  • Summary: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true.

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  1. Aug 12, 2015
    10
    Gud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  2. Aug 21, 2015
    10
    soso real.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
  3. Feb 26, 2017
    6
    A very playful physics sandbox that seems more inspired by Tony Hawk's Pro Skater than by goats.

    There's also an easy and quick platinum
    A very playful physics sandbox that seems more inspired by Tony Hawk's Pro Skater than by goats.

    There's also an easy and quick platinum trophy hidden somewhere behind a dozen tasks and the incredibly tough ingame Flappy Bird-arcade machine.

    Despite the limited content and duration, there's a lot of surprises in the game. Let me just include one spoiler: There's a way to get flown out into space by a UFO. There I said it, don't miss it if you decide to play Goat Simulator.

    Oh by the way, the game is NOT polished at all. It tries to make fun of itself and be one big joke, but it's not laugh-out-loud funny. Just kind of funny.
  4. Sep 7, 2015
    5
    This game is stupid. Really, really, really, really stupid.

    If you don't mind paying $10 for a few hours of entertainment go ahead and pick
    This game is stupid. Really, really, really, really stupid.

    If you don't mind paying $10 for a few hours of entertainment go ahead and pick it up. It'll give you a few chuckles. If you do mind paying $10 for this game (I did) just watch some let's plays and you'll get the same experience.
  5. Aug 17, 2015
    5
    Goat Simulator sourly relies on glitches to keep the player interested, and in my opinion, glitches and bugs, should never be consideredGoat Simulator sourly relies on glitches to keep the player interested, and in my opinion, glitches and bugs, should never be considered gameplay. I have no idea why no one ever said this, there are extra things that keep the player interested like different goats or achivements but it's a short range of goats to collect and achivements to achieve. I was not intrested for a minute. Your better off watching your favourite lets player play it or play the demo to see if you really like it.

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